Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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