The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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