**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Randomize
