I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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