I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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