"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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