what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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