I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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