No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's never too late to be topless.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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