He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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