just tell him i said nine months
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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