All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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