I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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