i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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