so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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