they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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