she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You ruined the universe
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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