I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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