brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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