Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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