I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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