If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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