last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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