Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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