Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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