Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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