I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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