You surviving the open bar?
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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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