dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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