Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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