He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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