boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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