it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize