I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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