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so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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