Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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