im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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