Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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