Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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