Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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