Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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