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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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