i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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