yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
