Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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