It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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