only if we run a train.
done.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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