A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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