So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You are a genius and a whore.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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