lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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