this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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