If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
