if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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