my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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The cougar kind?
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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