Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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