My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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