party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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